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Do you need inner peace?

 I am passing this on because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on theDr. Ph*l show, you too can find inner peace.  Dr. Ph*l claimed, ” The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.” So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream, a bottle of bourbon, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the  rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.  You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

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